The act of responding to a text (within a text conversation) in an asymmetrical fashion, often a result of individuals texting each other who compose messages at different relative speeds.
Alludes to the 'bubbles' in the user interfaces of most popular messaging apps.
Alludes to the 'bubbles' in the user interfaces of most popular messaging apps.
1.
Person A: picture of waves at beach
Person B: “Nice Waves”
Person A: jumped bubble“8-10 feet is a little out of my league still”
Person B: neutral reply to jumped bubble “Ya Baby”
Person A: “but I’m going to Mexico next week and basically gonna surf all week!”
Person A: “So maybe I’ll be ready for those bad boys soon”
Person B: place saving while the 3 dots shows person B is on to the next text bubble “ I know what you mean”
Person B: desperate attempt to disambiguate “ Not about Mexico. About league dissonance”
2.
"I was trying to casually chat about surfing, but we just kept bubble jumping and I got bored."
"well, only boring people get bored, you know?"
Person A: picture of waves at beach
Person B: “Nice Waves”
Person A: jumped bubble“8-10 feet is a little out of my league still”
Person B: neutral reply to jumped bubble “Ya Baby”
Person A: “but I’m going to Mexico next week and basically gonna surf all week!”
Person A: “So maybe I’ll be ready for those bad boys soon”
Person B: place saving while the 3 dots shows person B is on to the next text bubble “ I know what you mean”
Person B: desperate attempt to disambiguate “ Not about Mexico. About league dissonance”
2.
"I was trying to casually chat about surfing, but we just kept bubble jumping and I got bored."
"well, only boring people get bored, you know?"
by puffco September 3, 2016
Get the bubble jumpingmug. by KennyTheGoneOne April 22, 2018
Get the jump the boatmug. by Bunnyjumper December 12, 2013
Get the bunny jumpmug. by Opalocka_yak May 11, 2018
Get the buck jumpingmug. The act of jumping into action, to save or assist someone.
This is often accompanied by a goofy way of jumping to avoid obstacles, which might even be seen as cool.
In a lot of cases these jumps will fail, but is still counted as a hero jump, due to the effort put into assisting others.
This is often accompanied by a goofy way of jumping to avoid obstacles, which might even be seen as cool.
In a lot of cases these jumps will fail, but is still counted as a hero jump, due to the effort put into assisting others.
You: "Did you see that guy hero jump over that fence?"
Random friend: "Yeah too bad his pants got caught on the fence!"
You: "Did you see that guy hero jump from that roof to get the old lady's purse back?"
Random friend: "Yeah too bad he failed the landing and sprained his ankle."
You: "Did you see that dog hero jump?"
Random friend: "Yeah it totally looked like a flying sausage!"
Random friend: "Yeah too bad his pants got caught on the fence!"
You: "Did you see that guy hero jump from that roof to get the old lady's purse back?"
Random friend: "Yeah too bad he failed the landing and sprained his ankle."
You: "Did you see that dog hero jump?"
Random friend: "Yeah it totally looked like a flying sausage!"
by MentalButcher June 11, 2012
Get the Hero jumpmug. Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.
by Iforgot911 January 10, 2009
Get the Jumping Jackoffmug. A cliche used when anything unanticipated happens, typically used as a cop-out. Origin is from the cursor behavior seen on personal computers when moving the mouse causes the cursor to travel quickly and erratically across the monitor clicking on items, moving files, starting applications, or causing other unintended actions.
I tried to send you that TPS report, but my "mouse jumped" and it is gone now.
I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.
We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant
I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.
We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant
by the_curmudgeon August 11, 2009
Get the Mouse Jumpmug.