Idiot Parade

A term used upon interaction with idiots by being around them or speaking to them in the course of a particular day.
I've been caught in an idiot parade all day long, everywhere I go Im surrounded by idiots!

What a parade of idiots today at (insert local store) !

Can't anyone do anything correctly?

Called the credit card company today, what an idiot parade!

Don't look now, idiot parade to your left.

If I have to deal with that parade of idiots one more time I just might snap!
by The Rockin Berry August 10, 2011
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blundering idiot

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet
Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.
by Lexthesquare November 28, 2013
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Idiot Plot

A narrative where it's conflict lies with characters not recognizing or being oblivious to key information that would resolve the conflict,hence the name "idiot plot" because everyone involved is an idiot.
Tom:Hey have you seen an Uwe boll movie?

Jim:No,but I would like to.

Tom:Don't waste your time his film always contain the Same idiot plot .
by The real Jester August 10, 2016
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Some Idiot

they may be an idiot but theyre very funny and will jokingly bully you.
"You should totally meet Some Idiot!"
"Thats a weird name."
"I know, they may act like an idiot but theyre incredibly cool, trust me".
by harperpilled June 11, 2022
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idiot fuel

as referred to in GTA Vice City, meaning Cocaine
stay off the idiot fuel for a few hours
by muzik October 06, 2006
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Pathological Idiot

A condition where people have unnaturally high levels of stupidity.

The condition usually sets in around 14 to 15 years of age but sometimes it can occur in younger and older people.

Symptoms include lack of general knowledge, no sense of self-preservation and obliviousness to the people surrounding them.
The majority of year 10 at Beverly Hills Girls High School. That should speak for itself.

Is pathological idiot an actual condition?
Yup, its tragic how many year 10's suffer from it.
Isn't it just....
by Patchwork Cat June 02, 2009
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complete idiot

1. Idiot
2. Mental Incompetent.
3. Stupid Person

A person who is a complete idiot, is not just doing 1 idiotic act, which would only make them an idiot. To be a complete idiot you must perform a series of stupid actions.
Uncle: Look at that man, he just finished playing 'ding-dong-ditch' on his own house.

Neighbor: Oh, don't worry about Dale, he is just a complete idiot.
by Dictify May 26, 2008
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