Hooker Flu

Any type of sickness or infection obtained through physical contact with a loose woman.

I had a blast sucking her face, but the bitch gave me the hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards March 10, 2009

Net Flu

An illness that can be contracted by perlongled usage, physical contact, or fornication with the internet.

Frank had to be neutered to get rid of his net flu.

by sock-fox February 4, 2006

ManBirdPig Flu

2009 outbreak of swine flu is a combination of human, bird, and swine flus. Media hysteria is causing more alarm than necessary. ManBirdPig is a reference to SouthPark episode ManBearPig poking fun at former Vice President Al Gore.

I hope Al Gore doesn't come down with ManBirdPig Flu.

by Gorignak April 28, 2009

Flu Flamming

A shooter. The one behind a firing gun. The “blue flame” that comes from a gun when fired. Crips use the term “flu” instead of “blue” to replace the “B” in the word.

Hopped out with the nine and started flu flamming.

by TTraveler December 21, 2020

stomach flu

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual fly has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.
Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

by awmm November 9, 2017

flu game

It was when you are on another level

My diamonds got the flu game try not to catch this.

by That_guy_that_likes_chicken... July 9, 2017

Flu flamming

Somebody who shoots up a block

I was out of town and was flu flamming shit

by Odogang tae October 11, 2018