Hooker Flu

Any type of sickness or infection obtained through physical contact with a loose woman.

I had a blast sucking her face, but the bitch gave me the hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards October 29, 2008

Cop Flu

A case of swine flu contracted from an unhealthy level of cop exposure.

Cop flu: see H1N1.

by Chewbaccarrat November 15, 2009

Net Flu

An illness that can be contracted by perlongled usage, physical contact, or fornication with the internet.

Frank had to be neutered to get rid of his net flu.

by sock-fox February 04, 2006

ManBirdPig Flu

2009 outbreak of swine flu is a combination of human, bird, and swine flus. Media hysteria is causing more alarm than necessary. ManBirdPig is a reference to SouthPark episode ManBearPig poking fun at former Vice President Al Gore.

I hope Al Gore doesn't come down with ManBirdPig Flu.

by Gorignak April 28, 2009

Flu Flamming

A shooter. The one behind a firing gun. The “blue flame” that comes from a gun when fired. Crips use the term “flu” instead of “blue” to replace the “B” in the word.

Hopped out with the nine and started flu flamming.

by TTraveler December 22, 2020

stomach flu

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual fly has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.
Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

by awmm November 10, 2017

flu game

It was when you are on another level

My diamonds got the flu game try not to catch this.

by That_guy_that_likes_chicken... July 09, 2017