talkin' deuces

talkin' mad shit

homie #1: Yo, youz lookin' like a bitch today
homie #2: Oh yeah? You better stop comin' round here talkin' deuces before I knock you the fuck out dawg

by big homie watts March 30, 2016

Egyptian deuce

When used toilet paper floats and wraps itself around a turd, forming a mummy
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc

Last tuesday little Billy gold took a shit, after wiping he went to get a plunger, by the time he had come back, he noticed his shit had become wrapped like the mummies of ancient egypt. He had taken an egyptian deuce

by Icouldntthinkofaname123 July 19, 2012

Deuce Dialing

Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.

I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.

by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020

Doo Deuces

Saying bye bye to the turd you just dropped in the hot steamy toilet.

I dropped a sweet fudge dragon in my toilet, so I snapped a pic of it and threw my index and middle finger up, then said "Doo Deuces!"

by LafayetteYette October 21, 2010

Wild Deuces

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.

Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."

by Arthur Drood October 5, 2016

low deuce

Low Duece- when you and a friend are hitting a girl from both sides, and your scrotums bang together, making the situation awkward for everyone.

"Dude, that was awesome, but that low deuce almost ruined the whole thing."

by Cockjuggler 32 June 27, 2016

deuce it out

To interrupt whatever you're doing to go and take a shit. In relation with deuce it up

"Whatever, i've been at this for three fucking hours, i gotta deuce it out anyway"

by TrollDoBairro October 26, 2017