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Covid lollipop

A hypothetical lollipop containing covid that the whole world licks
Stop wearing your mask now,and lick the covid lollipop today.
by Gocian March 8, 2021
mugGet the Covid lollipopmug.

butt COVID

Despite all the scary lung symptoms associated with COVID-19, some people mainly experience gastrointestinal symptoms, resulting in severe diarrhea, vomiting, and general nausea. Thus, butt COVID.

Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.
"I tested positive for COVID! I can breathe alright but I can't stop puking. I think it's butt COVID"

"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"

"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"
by Rusty Shacklebunk November 12, 2020
mugGet the butt COVIDmug.

The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.
by Sok Phupet May 3, 2020
mugGet the The Covid Trombonemug.

Covid degree

To state that you have a college degree on the topic you are debating with someone while being completely wrong about said topic.

During the Covid-19 Pandemic, many students were either given automatic passing grades or failing a class wasn't counted against you. This practice ended up letting students pass classes they shouldn't have or even end up graduating despite not meeting requirements that would otherwise be required had there not been a pandemic.
Person 1: "As someone with a Master's Degree in history from Harvard, only 1 million people died in the Holocaust."
Person 2: "Oh, so you got a Covid Degree."
by MrGandry September 18, 2023
mugGet the Covid degreemug.

covid-19th

A 19th birthday in 2020.
My covid-19th is in July this year.
by Smith dux Wurd April 7, 2020
mugGet the covid-19thmug.

Covid Trump

someone who knowingly puts people at risk of getting covid because they insist on going about their regular activities after knowing they have coronavirus, totally disregarding the safety and health of others
My mom has covid and she still went to the grocery store. She's a total Covid Trump. (Like the way someone who unknowingly spreads a disease is called a typhoid Mary)
by journeybitch October 5, 2020
mugGet the Covid Trumpmug.

Covid Booger

The thick white mucus and associated boogers people that hang around weeks after a Covid infection.
I kicked the Covid quickly, but the Covid Boogers are still hanging out in my nostrils.
by Buzz081421 August 17, 2021
mugGet the Covid Boogermug.

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