Bell-Wiff

When you haven't had a washed in a few days and the tip of your dick starts to ferment in the foreskin, letting off a cheesy smell.

"Is it just me or are you getting a strong Bell-Wiff from the math teacher?"

by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017

Earnest belled

A very rare disease all though one out of one people get it. We don’t know what it does really but it’s sode affects can make your day very.... laughy

I hate you Mrs Copeland!

Sarah don’t laugh!!

I JUST GO EARNEST BELLED.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Laughy gas 🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼 January 28, 2019

Bell-Start

A dick without a shaft. It only consists of the bell. The start of the Penis is the bottom of the bell. Antonymous to bell-end.

Harry could not fit his Bell-Start inside Katy, he had to resort to punting her repeatedly with it at a high frequency. She was not impressed.

by Anonymous Bell September 14, 2012

Taco Bell

A one-way ticket to Toilet Town.

Jimmy: I just got some Taco Bell.

FBI: Get down, he’s gonna blow!

(Jimmy nukes the whole town)

Moral of the story: Taco Bell bad. Chipotle good.

by ChiefLEGOLover January 13, 2021

Bell Burn

The result of having shagged a slapper pink/brown/pink/brown all night which results in the end of your bellend turning red & swelling up with a somewhat unpleasant burning sensation for weeks on end.

Fellows is some what distressed after contracting the near fatal bell burn disease after a night of vaginal/Anal action

by Pwazza1234 January 20, 2009

Taco Bell

Alternately titled "Toxic Hell." This is a resteraunt chain in which you get "just add hot water" food, and end up feeling like you just ate all of the radioactive waste from any Nuclear Plant in the world. The food is so biologically fucked up that it makes little annoying ankle-biting dogs talk.

I went to Taco Bell and damn do I feel polluted.

by TSMason May 12, 2003

Bell End

Derogotary: Useless person

"Why don't you shut up, you bell-end?"

A bit like telling someone they're a cock.

by Gerry May 2, 2003