Wizards of the coast is a company made to design elks elks at usually 3/3 but occasionally become normal stuff once they are sent to the grave yard unfortunately this Isa fatal way to get rid of it and any one who tries will be elked to death Wich is even worse then being frogged to death cause then you have a chance
by Biggest desletor magic fan November 10, 2019
renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious
by the necromancer June 21, 2013
Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum
by Spalex August 17, 2012
Every young girl on the internet has at least one horney wizard aka a guy who gives her really good life advice but also sends her a pic of his dick.
by votme March 18, 2021
When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.
Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.
Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.
Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!
by HG2016 September 27, 2019
A stupid ass little kid game (10-5 Years old) Where you cant say slang or Curse. You play with Stupid ass cards and you can purchase gift cards that are a waste of money and get you a new fucking pet?! Really, get a real mother-Fucking pet.
by A Idiot -> robert M. Thompson January 30, 2011
many a battle he had fought, the great wizard battle weary, so beneath his desk a wizard's council was held.
by aether_tron May 18, 2009