Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.
by vanishingly March 10, 2024
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Quarter pounder

1. A burger that contains a quarter pound of beef. This version was popularized by McDonalds.
2. A large or girthy dick, usually in reference to a black person.
3. An overweight woman that is very attractive.
4. A joint containing 4 oz. of marijuana.
5. A joint that is so massive that it ceases to look like a joint and begins to resemble a burrito. This version of the term comes from the 1978 Cheech and Chong stoner movie "Up in Smoke".
Why are you eating that entire quarter pounder? That's got 13 grams of saturated fat!
by migmoller23 November 18, 2022
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quarter cry

someone who is crying happily and sadly but is more one then the other.
"quarter cry atm"
"happy or sad bro?"
"sad."
by livvylu July 31, 2022
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Pitchin Quarters

When two or more people throw quarters towards a fixed surface. Closest quarter wins. Typically this is won by Junior who dominates the office sport currently. Jeremy is really struggling this year pitching quarters.
"Damn, I am awful at pitchin quarters" - Jeremy
by The 2nd March 18, 2022
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quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll
by Savag3 af January 26, 2018
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quarter base

When you first hold hands with your girl.
Dude: yo, last night I mad it to quarter base!!!
Bro: you guys holdin’ hands already? BET
by Hotmommalover69xxxomega March 20, 2018
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