Pat Robbertson

Da infamous televangelist who fleeced his listeners out of millions in the name of "The Great One".

As much extortion and chicanery as Pat Robbertson has committed, I am amazed dat da puffed-up bum is still allowed to be on da air!

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Robin Yankee Pat

A masturbator.

Etymology: actions that the masturbator executes throughout the four phases of the sexual response cycle: Rub (excitement) and yank (plateau), "eeee" (orgasm), pat (resolution).

Megan Fox was in the elevator when a creepy man walked in, rubbed his crotch as he stared at her legs. Then after a few minutes, he yanked his crotch, cried "eeee" as he climaxed. After he came and his buddy relaxed, he gave it a pat on the head and pushed in the center of his pants so it isn't noticable. Now every time Megan rides in an elevator, she will think of "Robin Yankee Pat".

by Nikos Demeterius March 13, 2010

Pat

The part of a woman’s underwear, where to vagina sits.

She sprayed the pat so y’all could smell her vagina.
She is covering something up by spraying her pat.

by Amschel April 24, 2023

pulling a pat

To not go out, stay on the couch and do hood rat things with my friends. This may or may not include refraining from the nights lame activities.

Hey gang, y'all are doing not cool stuff tonight i think Im pulling a pat and chilling. Ill be on my couch doing hood rat things with my friends.

by mcgruber2009 December 8, 2014

pat

it is the act of patting someone or something on the head. mostly because they are a smol bean.

smol doggo: woof
me: wow what a smol bean. I pat
smol doggo: *receives pat*

by Forehead of security April 10, 2022

Ecuadorian Pat Smear

When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.

Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.

by Scotty Nice May 18, 2022

Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner

Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.

by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023