Freddie’s Law

The rule in which “Bullying is fine as long as it’s funny.” Primary used to justify cyberbullying or making fun of someone

“I knoe he can’t control it, but Freddie’s Law means we can

by Timothy trim November 26, 2022

Ocean Law

If an item is in the ocean long enough, it's yours. You can do anything in the ocean.

Meanwhile in our beach school trip

My Crush: What do you mean I'm yours?

Me: Sorry dear, its the Ocean law

by 2434Fan August 7, 2021

Rush's Law

It's always the lowest rank that complains

Stop complaining, classic Rush's Law you n00b

by Kainsley March 2, 2022

Gilman's Law

A mathematical equation in which the frequency and force of one's sneezes is directly proportional to the frequency and force of one's orgasms.

Holy cow! You just sneezed 7 times. Gilman's Law states you have multiple orgasms!

by sleepyjeanne October 27, 2009

Well’s Law

When one offers a minor favor expecting a much larger favor in return.

I let Michael have a piece of my pizza and he demanded that I buy his entire dinner the next night... talk about well’s law....

by First class smartass August 29, 2018

Ethan's Law

This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.

Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.

by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021

Blobby Law

stupid laws that us trippin Jits be breakin

"Bro that Stamp Act of 1765 lowkey a blobby law."

by gib_ September 21, 2021