school family

family but at school generally assigning random friends as your mom, dad, siblings, etc

"Yeah, John's part of my school family. He's the dad."

by stevonniemahniverse July 17, 2015

Barr Family

The Barr crime family (pronounced buh-are) is an Italian-American Mafia crime family that dominate organized crime activities in Ohio, and have friends in many other states in the United States, within the nationwide criminal phenomenon known as the American Mafia. The group, which still has their first boss in charge, is named after Kyle 'Cap' Barr, boss of the family, who founded the family in 2016. The group's operations go from New York, Florida, and California, but the main place is Ohio. Its illicit activities include distribution, racketeering, gambling, loansharking, extortion, money laundering, prostitution,2 fraud, bookmaking, and fencing.

The boss Kyle 'Cap' Barr and capo Justin 'Fatty J' Swiger, both play Playstation, to find new members.

Jimmy - Hey.. Did you talk to those weird guys last night?

Tyler - Uhh you mean the "Mob" guys, the ones saying they are in the "Barr Family"?

Jimmy - Yeah... What the f**k is that? They play PS4. Lol no way they are actually real! I think I pissed them off too.

Tyler - Yeah, what idiots!

(Knock at the door)

Jimmy - Be right back, someonee at the door.

(This might be a joke and it might not be...)

by Anonymous5726 May 7, 2022

keyper family

the keyper family is the strongest family out there. they are kind, supportive, and a little crazy. they love and care about every keyper out there and are always happy to welcome a new keyper from the family. they adore the key brothers and will forever

hey are you apart of the keyper family?

by keyper_forever September 1, 2017

Dollhouse Family

The kind of family that looks perfect on the outside but you dont wanna know what its rlly like. Look up Dollhouse by Melodie Martinez. Read the lyrics and you'll understand.

I feel so bad for that girl shes caught in a dollhouse Family.

by Dictionaryuser09 December 6, 2020

holy family

where the 8th grade girls eat glurt, the boys are all secretly gay, the teachers are socially awkward, and the lunch tastes like ass

someone: do you go to holy family?
someone else who go to holy family: yessssurrr
someone: ur gay asf prob

by sup lol December 23, 2019

The family card

Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.

Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”

Friend” oh I’m sorry “

by Tokiko Tsuji January 11, 2020

family guy

The funniest, most random, and entertaining show ever created by man kind in the history of the world. The show kicks ass. Seth Mcfarlen is a pure genious! There is not a better show out there.

I have quit my religion and made Family Guy my bible.

by Josh Havier August 29, 2005