dome ditch

Leaving your friends to hang out with your girlfriend (aka "dome piece")

Man, Charlie is so whipped. He dome ditched us to go the the theater with his woman instead of coming to poker night

by krm3567 December 29, 2007

ditch banking

To drive out to the middle of nowhere to have intercourse. Usually by a dirt road or ditch bank.

Hey Becky, I think it’s time we step this relationship up a notch and go ditch banking

by ASAP AP February 27, 2019

stick ditch

Female name for a dirty vagina that swallows men while never to be seen again. Many foreign objects can be found in that stick ditch such as lint, car keys, lighters etc.

That girl Colleen has a real dirty stick ditch. Has anyone heard from Larry!? The last time he was seen was entering the infamous stick ditch

by Stick ditch April 22, 2018

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 30, 2021

Ditch Dick

The male counterpart of a mudcricket.

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.

by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021

Ditch and dine

The art of ordering lobsters from kexribari and not paying

For example:
Metajouli let's go to kexribari to eat
Ok let's ditch and dine

by Lebrons third cousin May 31, 2024

Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021