The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!
by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020
Get the Cactus rash mug.When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
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Get the cactus mug.Humble Cactus is a phrase used to refer to someone being a bitch. It is used in Minecraft because of the Microsoft chat reporting system. Another variation of this is Recap.
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Get the Cactus Rat mug.A sex position where you you pin your partner against the wall with their leg raised on a 90 degree angle and the opposite arm also raised at 90 degrees. A little bit of grow out is preferred to for prickly feelings.
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