Higher than Miley Cyrus

Meaning extremely high, being baked or stoned. It refers to the leaked clip of Miley Cyrus laughing hysterically while on Salvia.

Eric: "Dude what's with Kyle? He's totally hysterical!"
Steve: "I know dude! He's Higher than Miley Cyrus!"

by NikolaiC December 18, 2010

wetter than a wet hen

The action of sweating profusely to the point where you’re dripping more than a wet hen

She was wetter than a wet hen, till the cows come home.

by CheVelle 50 December 13, 2021

Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.

Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

by awesomagic November 14, 2011

Gayer than a bag of dicks

Gayer than your average bear! very very gay! so gay you could stand a flag pole in there anus and pack the sides with mounds of pubic hair for a more compact feel.

Scotts outerwear is a pink fish-net vest, bright coloured ass-less drainpipes and sporting glittery fairy wings along with his boyfriends dancing to YMCA and rubbing oil into there exposed nipples. therefore he would be and this would be 'gayer than a bag of dicks'

by zakoh October 26, 2007

it's colder than a penguins bollock

very freezing weather

cold 2day int it mate

yer it's colder than a penguins bollock

by wingfield gangsta December 9, 2008

darker than toby's nuts

Used to describe a moonless, starless night, or an object that seems to negate the very light surrounding it.

1. Little suzy...be a dear and fetch mommy's flashlight...its darker than toby's nuts out here!

by dale cooper March 2, 2005

Hotter Than a street light

He's gonna call you as soon as the street lights come on he's gonna come getcha. So basically he won't call you in the day only at night. Cause he can sense that you wanna get did right , claiming that hes a millionare that you have never messed with before.. He's from the streets maken millions and your man can be working in an office job 9-5...

Daly City, raised in 3rd street nigga tryen to collect as many woman as possible, with his charming demeanors flossing his beamer, benz and bently... Always ready to ask for some becky.... While he sits you in his car and says Baby! I dedicate this song to you, while flowing it out loud in his car over looking the sunset at the beach shawty you's "Hotter than a street light"

by Always ready 2 gimme dat Henry September 29, 2010