shit trigger

Subject matter that instantly evokes the stronkiest of sad emotions.

Hey sis, pass me that picture of Dad taken the day before he died in 9/11, ugh, what a shit trigger!

I know we just met last week at IHOP, and sorry for the total shit trigger, but, I’m…I’m pregnant.

I wish Disney would stop putting so many shit triggers in every movies so I could get through just one without sobbing like a tweenage girl.

by Houlihoops September 27, 2022

dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.

Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.

by trumpblows April 24, 2022

Triggered

@columbro1

@columbro1 is the most triggered account on Twitter, yo

by patriotparty January 15, 2022

Trigger

One who lacks a father figure and makes a fool of themself constantly as a result of persisting to be comedic by repeating an unfunny joke.

"GUYS GO TO R/STARWARSME PLEASE GUYS PLEASE LAUGH AT ME."
"Shut up Trigger."

by The Very Real Tick January 8, 2022

Iblis Trigger

"Iblis Trigger" is a recently made slur in a stream from the YouTuber named "Oz media" in which the slur wad made by the viewers while Oz played Sonic 06

"Damn you Iblis Trigger"

by Cactus consumer April 28, 2023

Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.

(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.

by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009

trigger nigga

a individual who uses trigger words to another individual to get them say something they shouldn't say

gary : says hey look over there they are flipping you off....

melody: says you mean they are flipping me the bird...you trigger nigga..

by falcon2267:) June 23, 2022