An under-stall blowjob is the dick-sucking a guy can get if he he shows his boner to the dude in an adjacent stall in a men's room.
When Matt and I visit the Colorado Springs malls and play Game of Thrones, I always get several under-stall blowjobs!
by eda-skip October 4, 2021
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by mrs. Stallings October 8, 2008
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1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
by The Alchemist April 5, 2006
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guy two:yeah i know, im so jealous
guy one:ok, lets eat pasta, maybe that'll turn us into italian stallions.
guy two: no way, never gonna happen, i'll just kill myself knowing i cant be one.
guy two:yeah i know, im so jealous
guy one:ok, lets eat pasta, maybe that'll turn us into italian stallions.
guy two: no way, never gonna happen, i'll just kill myself knowing i cant be one.
by i.d.04 July 11, 2004
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Short for the city of West Allis meaning your smack dab in wam bam you sure got a perty mouth country.
by Country Crock and butter March 28, 2005
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