Sitting on your own dick until it goes numb, then masturbating to simulate jerking off a complete stranger.
I just love pleasuring another man, but when I can’t find one, I employ the reverse stranger on myself instead.
by DangerStranger February 28, 2021
Stranger then a two headed Turkey.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
A stick (usually made by wood) that is used when answering the door to a stranger to protect yourself.
by phantomelon March 07, 2021
Someone who will always stay a stranger to you, yet they help you go through some tough times and are always there to talk with you about anything. Most of the time these are either people you meet online or someone like a bartender.
"Hey man you ok? You seem kinda down"
"I'm fine thanks, i've talked with my personal stranger about everything already"
"I'm fine thanks, i've talked with my personal stranger about everything already"
by Kyorith May 04, 2023
Josh: "I went home with a girl from the bar the other night. When we got naked I realized she had a butt plug in the whole night!"
Brandon: "Oh yea! She had a stranger in the dumpster. It's alot more common than people think."
Brandon: "Oh yea! She had a stranger in the dumpster. It's alot more common than people think."
by mediocrebeast June 10, 2023
When you are sitting in IHop and you reach for your bacon and realize you it wasn't your bacon.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.
by Young Jamal May 23, 2017
When two men, after jerking one another off shake hands to combine their semen in a firm yet moist handshake to seal the deal.
by urbn September 28, 2014