Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.

PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!

by Dougtwin September 16, 2017

sweaty stranger

When two men, after jerking one another off shake hands to combine their semen in a firm yet moist handshake to seal the deal.

After each gentlemen came they completed the transaction with a sweaty stranger

by urbn September 27, 2014

The Super Stranger

When you sit on you non-dominate hand for 30 minutes and then jerk off.

My left hand needs a work out so I think I will try out The Super Stranger.

by PeachesCaden February 7, 2015

Personal Stranger

Someone who will always stay a stranger to you, yet they help you go through some tough times and are always there to talk with you about anything. Most of the time these are either people you meet online or someone like a bartender.

"Hey man you ok? You seem kinda down"
"I'm fine thanks, i've talked with my personal stranger about everything already"

by Kyorith May 4, 2023

Stranger friends

Not besties. Not unknown people. But they still care about each other with a feeling that can not be explained. Even they don’t know each other well, they try enough.

Can we be stranger friends?

You mean like not being in relationship but be in? Yeah sure ;)

by Baba_yaga December 20, 2021

The Stranger Stranger

To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of jerking off your friend as you fuck them in the ass. Because since you don't feel their penis, it's not gay.

Derek proclaimed, "No homo!" after giving his best bud the stranger stranger last night.

by DonKidick February 9, 2022

STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024