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jack-stalker

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.
Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.
by Dr. Frederick Haynes CFN August 4, 2016
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roommate stalker

An idiot that goes an looks for someone when they know exactly where they are at
My roommate stalker drove all over the city looking for me after I was MIA for 6 hours.
by anonymous February 4, 2023
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edit stalker

A person who is present in a shared document and is just watching you edit the file with no little or no comments at all. The more agressive type will overwrite your edits as soon as you left them, or correct your typos before you can.
That's just creepy knowing you are watching me edit this doc online. You are an edit stalker!
He edit stalks me all the time, like watching me edit and when I make a typo he was fast to correct it, as if I did not know how to spell.
by DreKaa September 24, 2018
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Stalker

A person who finds every piece of evidence on someone. Usually someone they are obsessed with and want to find every single thing on the person. Even going through one’s mother’s Facebook to find embarrassing pictures to hold against them. They will pull up pictures you never have seen before.
Gabby is a stalker she followed my mom on Facebook and found pictures of people because she is obsessed and wants to be like me.
by Emswagmaster2000 December 23, 2023
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Stalkers

Stalkers are the most dangerous and rarest creatures, but what actually is a Stalker? A stalker is a 2nd stage infected zombie,at that time (1 month) the fungus is starting to spread over the whole body. But even if they are just a stage 2 zombie, they are still the most dangerous zombies from all 4 (runners,stalkers,clickers and bloaters). They run like a runner and hit like a clicker so watch out. The best thing you can do is find a corner, grab a bottle, throw it and use a beautiful Molotov cocktail as soon as the spider crawling like smart asses come. Oh shit I forgot something, stalkers are smart, they can hide from ya and make the fucking loudest noises, so watch out if clickers are around.basically they are called stalkers because they stalk, simple answer. Be safe out there and remember to have shivs and cocktails in your pocket.
Oh fuck the stalkers are here again, those fucking smart asses
by Mrzombiesurvivor March 18, 2023
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Status Stalker

A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.

The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.

The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.

It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.

The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.

This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
by Apairadeez March 21, 2025
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Stalker

IMT knows where I live, shes such a stalker.
by BigBakon March 24, 2022
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