1) if you violate you will get violated
2) if you clart a neck your neck will get clarted
3) trims neck slaps can only last 1 week after the trim.
2) if you clart a neck your neck will get clarted
3) trims neck slaps can only last 1 week after the trim.
by Neck Slap master September 29, 2020
Get the Neck Slapmug. To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
Get the Tech Slappedmug. Having sexual intercourse.
by lde_ricky December 14, 2008
Get the slapping the weaselmug. The act of bitch slapping someone so hard boogars, and spit fly from the face of the unsuspecting foe.
by 4runner91 February 25, 2017
Get the boogar slapmug. by scottn June 15, 2006
Get the salty slapmug. by Tebbo February 7, 2010
Get the Slap it freshmug. When you walk into a public bathroom and you get hit with that smell of air freshener and fecal matter.
"Hey mate, how is the bathroom?"
"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."
"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."
by chuckradders June 12, 2020
Get the Chelsea Slapmug.