1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."
by that kind of dad June 02, 2016
When a woman sits on top of a mans face,placing her vagina on his tongue and other various areas of his face.
by Rugah October 12, 2011
1. The condition of waiting for a red light taking way too long before turning green.
2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.
2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.
Spouse: "Tell me you're on your way and will be home in time for dinner."
Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."
Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."
by Commuter on Breeze December 26, 2016
by Jack🔥 April 15, 2019
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫
by Telephony July 16, 2015
by 420momma March 14, 2021
The phrase that you say to people if they try to sit at the plastic's lunch table while wearing track pants on a day that isn't Friday or a pony tail for the second time in a week or a color other than pink on Wednesday
That's against the rules and YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
by drgmark35 January 22, 2007