School

The thing that will fuck you up the ass for the rest of your life.

Boy, school really fucked me in the ass today.

by marcothetaco May 21, 2015

school

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

example 1
kid: Mom I hate school
mom: why is that
kid: its in the name school it self mom
mom: what do you mean
kid: school stands for six cruel hours of our lives

example 2
kid 1: I hate school
kid 2: i know right school is "school"

by ersdisanta June 4, 2015

School

A place you can call "Prison" because basically they're both the same exact thing.

"Mom, do I have to go to prison today?"
"Do you mean school?"
"No, I mean prison."

by ches bergar September 18, 2016

School

Hell

Mom: Jeremy wake up its time to go to school
Jeremy: No! I don't want to go back to that horrible burning place

by Destiel2003 October 28, 2015

School

Hell

The Devil loves School

by EeveeMasterGaming November 12, 2015

school

The place where kids Hopes, Dreams, and Ambitions go to die

I aspired to be a Doctor... Till they said I'd have to stay in school for another 12 to 14 years

by DatNiggaCook January 6, 2016

school

The prison that the government locks innocent children aged 4-18 in to deal with mental psychopaths they call teachers. They teach them how to be racist arrogant low-life fuckers that hate foreign countries, just how the government does

Kid: Mom can I go to a different school? My ass hurts from all the diarrhea I had in algebra yesterday
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy

by Food in Africa ate the kids January 19, 2016