Rytard

Rytard (noun)
Definition: A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.

Common Traits:
• Confused even after diagrams
• Apologizes without knowing what for
• Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”
• Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”

Example: “I literally explained why I was upset in a paragraph and this Rytard said ‘damn that’s crazy.’”

by pusscyq882 May 12, 2025

Rydagirl

That one time or two time experience you can never forget, wild ride that almost took you to the heavens. Drove out the good boy in you and drove in some insanity

So as I was saying, I met this rydagirl......

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Rudar

One's ability to sense if someone is a Russian speaker from a distance or if it is not immediately obvious.

My Rudar did not stop pinging when I was in Brighton Beach

by hugh chungus September 23, 2025

Ryder solis

Someone who doesnt like their friends

Declan : im gonna go hang out with my girlfriend
Gunnar : dude no youre bring such a ryder solis

by De3in November 30, 2025

Ryder

A crusty dry man who thinks they are amazing at music but actually suck ass. he also has the largest penis in the state of maryland sizing around 13 inches. Ryder Taylor is unable to preform sexual acts due to the immense size of his erect penis. Ryder Taylor also loves to preform acts of drinking a cup of piss and shit and vomit it over his partner. since he can’t use his penis he uses his kink. i am also going to surprise attack him with a needle of ketamine and fentanyl on January 5th.

Look it’s that guy Ryder Taylor he is such a fucking bum i guess he’s cool tho

by theman2026 December 15, 2025

Daniel Ryder

Has a great choice of friends, can be a little camp when he pulls out a comb in public for his hair, loves being single, hates not having sex for so long, loves raving to dupstep of most sorts and Frank Klepacki.

"Did you see Jay last night, he was so wild!"
"yeah! He is a potential Daniel Ryder in the making!"

by MCBOI69 July 31, 2012

creep radar

A 6th sense most have about whether people are a creep or not.

"Oh my god some guy just asked for selfies and my address my creep radar is going off"

by Coolking112 December 3, 2015