damp punch

During intercourse, a man inserts his fist into a women's vagina and when he pulls his fist out he punches the women in the head with that same fist.

Guy one:"DUDE DID YOU DO IT?"

Guy two: "Yeah man I damp punched her so hard!"

by DampPuncher69 February 1, 2014

Breath Punch

When a person speaks to you and their breath is so bad your body naturally reacts. Your eyes will close, your mouth will shut and you will roll away from the breath as if you were hit by a punch.

"Today, Marty came to speak to me and when his breath entered my nose, my body naturally shut down. He hit me with the worst breath punch ever.

by AllDolphin54 February 21, 2009

taylor punch

It is when your engaged in anal sex and you grab a smelly, frozen, rainbow colored fish and whack the person as hard as you can in the back of the head.

"Yeah so I taylor punched Victoria last night, it was cool"

by Taylor Jerome January 11, 2008

punch daddy

A monsterous being, a diabolical beast that dominates the paint.

Eric Snow: Damn larry you see bron bron take flight?

Larry Hughes: I feel bad for the boul down low cause King James a straight up Punch Daddy!

by Bdeezey36 January 22, 2008

hog punching

Traditionally, only the women. It's an ancient martial arts fighting technique that was developed by a lost Amazonian tribe of Boobarian indians. Scholars surmise that this brutal form of combat was initially developed to tenderize the pork they ate but the women of the tribe soon realized that it worked well keeping the men folk of the tribe ... See Morein line. The technique was lost as the tribe died out. In the early 1900's and young female schloar learned through research that she was a decendant of the Boobarian tribe. Her family had moved to Pittsburgh when she was young. Through careful study and practice, she revitalized the "hog" punch techniques. That woman was none other than Sarah's great great great grandmother, Mertle Boos. And the rest as they say is history. The technique has been passed down ever since to many generations of Boos women. Or at least that's how my Uncle Cliff Clavin told the story. :)

Sarah the Boobarian got mad and started hog punching every guy in the room.

by BoopyGato January 11, 2010

snake punch

The act of dipping your tongue firmly into someone's anus similar to a snake sticking it's tongue in and out.

Brett likes to snake punch his partner before penetrating their anus.

by Zinnian January 21, 2011

Punching the Midget

Slang phrase for male masturbation.

wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch

by RCG3 May 14, 2011