pedal pumping

A phrase coined Michelle "Bombshell" McGee (mistress of Sandra Bullock's husband) and spread by news media, referring to the purported sexual arousal due to images of women's feet in high heels pumping gas pedals in large trucks. Whether this is the actual intended meaning or some sort of double entendre for a sex act involving feet is debateable.

My feet are perfect and I still get a lot of foot fetish requests like pedal pumping.

by AnonymousBoschToo March 26, 2010

Guatemalan Water Pump

A standing sexual position in which the man is behind the woman, who is bent over with her hands cuffed behind her back. As the man "pumps", he moves the woman's arms up & down, while putting his finger in her ass. At the moment of climax, the man pulls his finger out as the woman simultaneously ejaculates and shits.

While vacationing in Antigua, I hired a tuba player to come back to my hotel room and play while I gave my wife a Guatemalan Water Pump.

by ohmwrecker January 21, 2009

B-chomp to the double pump fakie

noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.

Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole

by B-Chomp April 17, 2008

Pumpkin Pooty

The girl you hook up with when returning home for Thanksgiving break. Always a DIME-PIECE, except for those who fall victim to hooking up with unattractive ex's (who gained the freshman 10....or 50), which is foul Pumkin Pooty.

College Guy 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;

College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!

by Meghatron July 18, 2011

fattter than a pumpkin

one who is fatzer than a pumpkin (does include extrememly small pumpkins)or someone who is a fagtardey-cankle-ridden-obese-mofo.

Tom, am I fatter than a Pumpkin?

God, yes.

by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004

pump dragon

noun: A male rower who goes extremely hard in any rowing situation, possible breathing fire in any situation involving 10 or more dragons.

adjective: dragon pumped, male, goes hard all the time

Yo I'm pumpin like three dragons right now imma straight up "pump dragon"

Yo look at paddy he is a straight up "pump dragon"

Dude I got so "Dragon pumped" today

by Marin rowing association December 17, 2013

slump pump

the act of having sex out of desperation after an extended period of invoulontary abstinence.

"Hey Sean,dont you think that overweight amputee at the other side of the bar would make a good slump pump for Bryant?"

by Daniel Nunez January 9, 2008