Licky puddle

A puddle made by a dog on a surface

Omg I stepped in a licky puddle !

by Kikiarara123 February 11, 2018

Puddle Piggy

A nickname for a sub who rolls around in semen on the bed or other surface post/during intercourse

"Be a good little Puddle Piggy and enjoy that mess!"

by FoxxxieNoir June 25, 2023

puddle

A bad mood or depressive episode

I'm sorry for saying that mess, bro, I'm in a major puddle right now

by YummoTummo April 26, 2024

puddle ninja

a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles

guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas

by wu ninja clan November 25, 2012

dusty puddles

a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful✨

“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”

“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”

by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020

Puddle

When someone is so drunk they take the form of any vessel they happen to pass out in. They are essentially liquid and have little body control.

Joe polished off that fifth of tequila. Dude was a total puddle.

by Locoski September 15, 2015

Puddle Stepper

An entitled prick.

In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.

Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!

by Adam Burwood December 28, 2023