Dork President

The king or queen of all dorks. The highest form of Dork status. The ultimate Dork. The Dork that all other Dorks want to be like.
Gloria is such a Dork President. Its so Adorkable.
by JamesZ November 03, 2005
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Vise President

(n.) 1: a term created to refer to the vice president of a cat fanclub. It first came in use when a teenager made an error while spelling, and has since become a popular term.

2: can also be used to refer to someone with minimal intelligence
"I'm the vise president of Coco's fanclub!"
"Cool"

"You're a vise one"
"Mean"
by thaliayeet July 11, 2021
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president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.
I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.
by MarkANator January 11, 2025
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Peruvian President

when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.
“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president
by Perseph December 08, 2022
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instagram president

A president who goes politically inactive and turns to posting cool photos on his Instagram after their term, hoping to keep a very simple and positive perception.
After years of not helping the democratic party and standing on the sidelines, instagram president Obama has come back to endorse Joe Biden and stop Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.
by ProbablyAHacher June 25, 2020
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