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The Potato Theory

The potato theory continued...
This can be considered when you use the raw juices from cooked potatoes to transfer the mystical energies of the potato into the space time continuum. In short, the juices of the potato rips a hole in the fabric of space-time thus enabling stuff, such as time travel, faster than light travel, multiversal travel and dimensions which are larger than the space they occupy.

This concept was first mastered by the brilliant mind of Dr N Morgan, whom thought of the idea whilst in the lessons of Mr Mcginty. Accompanied by his brilliant collogue Dr R Lloyd , whilst making a potato go at warp speed.
Two prime examples of "The Potato Theory"
An example would be, if you get a potato and pour the juices of said cooked potato onto an object and threw it, the speed would increase expectationally until reaching warp speed, in essence you would have an object moving faster than light speed.

Another example would be to pour potato juices into the anus to provide a space which although occupies a small area ie the inside of the anus, it makes it larger in form, allowing you to hold bags of potatoes inside of your anus to carry more than your own load, so to speak. This was mastered by a Mr Mcginty whom places potatoes aswell as other scientific objects into his rectum for science.
by Anonymous_potato October 24, 2012
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potato fart

A fart that smells like all you've eaten in three days is potatoes.
Holly walked into the office and said, "Wow - all these french fries and breakfast burritos make it really smell like a potato fart in here."
by jef-fro November 9, 2017
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Frosty Potato

The act of putting one's ball sack on a bag of ice or otherwise cooling the testes to shrivel up resembling a "frosty potato," which then has oral stimulation provided by inserting the whole scrotum into preferred sexual partners mouth.
"Hey Dennis, I gave that skank an awesome frosty potato last night!"
by BigSparky December 1, 2013
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Moose Potato

When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.
Dude, who cooked a moose potato?
by Ricer slicer March 15, 2010
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Georgia Potatoe

Wadded up sock that has been used as a nut rug
It wouldn't shut up, so I gave It a Georgia Potatoe
by NotZoff2 May 19, 2013
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horse potatoes

"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"
by waynekotke July 15, 2016
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Potato Thumb

A potato thumb is a person you can't decipher whether they look like a potato or a thumb. Someone who's very existence annoys you, because you just cant put you finger (or thumb) on what object they most resemble. You can't be friends or date a potato thumb without the constant need to address the resemblance making them completely undesirable.
I don't know if Beto is ugly or just a potato thumb.

There's nothing worse than a potato thumb trying to hit on me at the club.

Why is your potato thumb ass still talking?
by Ydnim November 12, 2018
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