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porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men
person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting
by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021
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Port Meat

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.
by Drew East December 11, 2022
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reprogramming port

The area of a woman's body where she can take a reprogrammer to be turned into a human incubator by introduction of reprogramming fluids
Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
mugGet the reprogramming portmug.

port trash

A port trash is simply one who is from a small town that ends in port and has a low income
Man Aidan is such Port trash
by Wyd son November 15, 2016
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direct port injection

When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.
Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.
by Sherm my worm April 28, 2017
mugGet the direct port injectionmug.

Port Glasgow

Where aw the shitebags kick aboot and get kicked aboot and hide on buses n beg junkies a draw ay their vape cause they are junkies themselves. located in ay shitey inverclyde scotland
"Ers at horrible junkie hogbeast kaci forbes who kicks aboot port glasgow"
by jobbieg123 April 1, 2025
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Porting

The act of raping a homeless person and then posting pictures of them before and after online.
I was porting the other day and my friends said they loved the pictures!
by frandagdee February 3, 2025
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