Pistol Whipped

Hearing from your girlfriend that her ex had a big dick.

She talked about her ex last night and I got fully pistol whipped

by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018

Pistolwhip

To shove your penis in between a woman's breasts and have artificial intercourse withe her breasts. displayed in many pornographic movies.

after the club last night, me and this slut named jen went to the bedroom and she wanted me to pistolwhip her.

by domesloooowwwwlllyyyy October 30, 2011

pistola

when talking shit on halo2 and losing like a baddie

Hey look sexih just spawned in the libary and made them do a pistola
kids shouldnt talk shit in h2 cause they'll end up doing a pistola

by SexihBY November 24, 2006

PistolDick

Thy dick that hast thy shape of thine pistol. Commonly associated with people who have dragon shaped pistols and who are put into council for the sake of humoring people.

Wow! A PistolDick! How the hell did it get council...?

by Dinky Dino May 15, 2008

pistol me

shoot me in a sarcastic way

marble: I want to go get some chocolate.

carry: oh-ho no you didnt just call me that.

marble: pistol me. OF COURSE I DIDNT.

by nachoponcho March 4, 2010

Pistol Whooped

When you are dead tired. The result of a long day at work. Or when you have no rest at all.

Man I just got pistol whooped from working a double shift yesterday. I am straight pistol whooped. I just got pistol whooped by these people on the job.

by D. Derty May 27, 2010

pistol whip

1. when your astral walking neighbor wishes a large migraine onto your cranium
2. When your astral walking neighbor spiritually copulates with your cranium

Bill pistol whipped me last night !

by i am a reptile January 1, 2012