Abused Pelicans

The greatest intramural dynasty there ever was at the University of Connecticut. The two-time defending male all-campus champions. We have more championships than you have friends.

Joe: Who are we playing today?

Steve: The Abused Pelicans.

Joe: Shit, we're gonna get our asses whooped today.

Steve: Why?

Joe: They never lose at anything, they're the best there ever was.

by elcapitano22 September 16, 2011

dusty pelican

A sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex with another man (or woman.) He then ejaculates into said partner's anus, then proceeds to orally remove (aka suck) his semen from his partner's anus. The two then proceed to orally exchange the semen between each other (see snowballing.)

At J. Alexander's, Adam was offered a "dusty pelican" by Cody the waiter.

by Reverend Venezia June 1, 2006

pelican

A gay guy, cock gobbler, sum swallower.

Hey look, that pelican forgot to wipe his boyfriend's cum off of his chin.

by MegaLaMainiacs September 15, 2004

pagliacci

a hot old man

wow! look at that guy, he looks like pagliacci

by someonesayssomething April 15, 2011

pegging

Stimulation of the A-Spot via a fitting instrument. Most commonly with a dildo, vibrator, widdled carrot, or other object with the same shape quality of forementioned tools. Pegging is masturbatory, it is a solo practice; not to be confused with anal sex.

I was pegging while watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I splodged all over my chest.

by Rew2 May 27, 2006

Pelican

A dick,wewe,penis,cock

I got a big pelican :)

by Eric Keller December 31, 2003

Banana Peeling

To have made a terrible mistake, be caught off guard, or seen in the act of a crime or infidelity. It's like slipping on a peel of a banana, sudden, unexpected and often see by others other than yourself and usually it's too late to correct that mistake.

1. I thought I had that answer right but the teach caught me banana peeling.

2. I never thought I would get caught until I was banana peeling with my ex and my girl saw me.

3. I was hustlin' and was banana peeling in front of the cops and got arrested.

by P.E.A.C.E. October 17, 2008