Prison Panties

Men's underwear with the ass blown out.

Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."

Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"

by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012

Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.

Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"

by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012

Patchwork Panties

The extra crusty underwear of a hippie/wook (see def. wook) girl, never name-brand, sometimes homemade, sometimes not there at all.

She was so crunchy, she had patchwork panties.

by the troof March 13, 2013

Prick Panties

A pair of underwear in which an artificial fallical is fitted, to give pleasure during the act of sex between women.

Whilst the young man was viewing lesbian pornography, he was highly aroused by the sight of prick panties.

by stink wizard October 28, 2013

poodle panties

A female known to have a heavy thick wavy curly bushy boasting muff in her britches!

That girl got sum poodle panties son! She had hair bustin out her zipper!

by Boog Woog March 12, 2015

gooey panties

when your panties are drenched in you or your lover's cum and form a "goo"

I was doing the laundry, and found a pair of gooey panties. What a night last night was!

by Bootyhole101 October 12, 2016

birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 7, 2017