Backing into your own stink

Making a mistake that hurts you

While golfing I mistakenly hit/used the wrong club. As a result the ball went out of bounds. Thats backing into your own stink

by DocM&M September 4, 2019

Half of everything I own

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away

Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

by WhyohY January 23, 2023

Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.

“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.

by nobbies101 September 2, 2020

puff your own joint

Mind your own business

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?

by sri22 March 5, 2011

Gap in your own plate

Pay attention to what is going on with you and not with your neighbor/sibling/etc

At dinner you are fighting with your sisters/brothers and your parents say - gap in your own plate - stop paying attention to what others are doing

by Mattox clansmen May 10, 2010

lean on your own lunch

When someone keeps walking/bumping into you when you're walking side by side

Bump! Hey lean on your own lunch will you

by Ezza N June 29, 2015

Digging your own grave

Digging your own grave means doing smth. that is going to effect you negatively

-Nick Cannon:”I will diss Eminem ob my song’The Invitation’”
+”You are digging your own grave ,man”

by Affan was here December 13, 2019