A night, usually a Friday or Saturday, in which an older male and a younger female have phone sex. Or, maybe they just talk about how Thick Abbi's hams are.
Eric: Tony, I had darlena night with Molly and Abbi!
Tony: You all suck.
Lauren: Yeah.
Rayna: Hamlena night.
Sierra: What?
Tony: You all suck.
Lauren: Yeah.
Rayna: Hamlena night.
Sierra: What?
by ericstealsmen January 29, 2016
Guy 1: dude do you remember from the poke night yesterday
guy 2: No what, happened?
guy 1: you took a shit in a persons purse, had sex with some dressed as a dolphin and made out with my mom
guy 2: yeah that seems like a normal poke night
guy 2: No what, happened?
guy 1: you took a shit in a persons purse, had sex with some dressed as a dolphin and made out with my mom
guy 2: yeah that seems like a normal poke night
by jamesfranklinburger January 08, 2012
Refers to a running gag from the YouTube channel Scott The Woz. In the video “Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival - The Dark Age of Nintendo,” Scott lies to his friends that they will be playing the 1998 PlayStation game Gex: Enter the Gecko, to get them to come over and play Amiibo Festival. This leads Jeb Jab, a reoccurring character in Scott’s videos, into believing that everything other than Gex, is Gex.
by vRedd December 28, 2021
A night in which Sarah, Brendon, and Qiao hangs out in her dorm in the dark with cucumbers on their eyes while listening to the therapeutic sounds of a man getting tortured on zero dark thirty
by stormingstormer May 03, 2019
Any night of the week, but typically a Friday night when super religious people get frisky and want to spice things up from the normal panties.
by clapbackjack May 03, 2022
In order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. This is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn't care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. Mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.
Jimbo: Hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.
by Dr Two April 19, 2010
I can't stop thinking about Kate. I had a dream about her last night, and this morning I discovered that she brought me some night syrup.
by Extra Chowder April 17, 2020