speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.

Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.

by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023

speed-chub

the condition of an erection after taking too many stimulants

i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.

this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)

now bend down further i need to do a line

by bobby swoledick brothers February 07, 2010

Speed suck

When a girl gives you a blow job so fast, you cum before getting fully erect

She speed sucked me last night

by Crackycraker June 03, 2021

Speed hump

Same as a one night stand...but cooler

I had a speed hump with this hot girl last night

by Carlbean January 09, 2021

Speed hump

A really fast humping motion or it could go really slow

Oh it was so fast and bumpy I thought I was going over a speed hump

by 665565555 April 19, 2019

speed gun

Used to check if someone is dumb enough to speed in the city
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.

Dude: "Hey man have you heard that someone got arrested for blowjobbing but the policeman caught him with his speed gun?"

Dode: Bro seriously? lmao

by minebob October 08, 2019

AC speed

Stands for almost C the speed of light or 99.9%.

Some stars that orbit a black holes have been found to orbit at AC speed

by Lone wolf sirius November 30, 2020