Bacon Dick

1. When you wake up from a long night of drinking and sweating, and your penis is covered in dick grease.

2. Your dick meat looks like it has the same texture as bacon.

You bacon dick mother fucker.

by Jemnon March 21, 2012

All Baconator

Being a dick to females on an Internet forum for no reason.

Man, Chris was going All Baconator on me after I posted that harmless picture, WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE ()!@**&#*&$

by saw1833 January 26, 2010

Jamaican Bacon

A can of beer. The reason for this is that "beer can" said in a English accent also sounds like "bacon" said in a Jamaican accent and vice versa.

English: "Grab me some Jamaican Bacon while you're in the kitchen old chap, I'm extremely thirsty."

Jamacan: "Ya' waan fi get me sum beer can while you are at di butchaz? Me waant a sandwich, mon."

by Spambanjo2 May 3, 2012

bacon bro

A friend who is a cop

guy: Who's that Joe's talking to?

girl: Of that's his bacon bro.

by greenscene May 24, 2009

Bacon Lady

A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.

My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?

by dannyboy11771177 October 21, 2010

Side Bacon

When you have a beefy side (meaning stomach fat) that is what is considered Side Bacon

Nick: Check out ma Side Bacon
Brayden: Would you look at that

by LittleMcSwagger November 14, 2015

Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016