The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.
"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"
"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
by Lenny Laserdisc August 17, 2012
Get the Kony-Speed mug.by KrypticIDK June 28, 2023
Get the Speed Cola mug.(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.
e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.
by Barely Managing February 13, 2023
Get the Speeding Ticket mug.To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
by janicethefrog October 27, 2023
Get the speed splooge mug.Gamer Speed occurs when a gamer of any kind enters a bullet-time like state where their reaction time greatly increases to a massive degree or manages to think 1 or more steps ahead of the enemy
Person 1: dude I just entered gamer speed
Person 2: holy shit what did it feel like
Person 1: time slowed down and I could sense people next move
Person 3: DIRTY HACKER
Person 2: holy shit what did it feel like
Person 1: time slowed down and I could sense people next move
Person 3: DIRTY HACKER
by Harrybo68419 December 11, 2020
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Get the The speed of fast mug.When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)
“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome
“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome
“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021
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