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sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.
Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up
by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021
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sorry

im sorry i farted in the jello mommy
by hippieCrack July 14, 2016
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Sorry

Something I'm not... Outside of the wild coincidence. THAT I'm sorry for but literally nothing else. And I'm only mildly sorry. It's more amusing than anything.
Hym "I'm sorry that I threatened him instead of just murdering them all. There, happy? I'm just kidding. I'm not sorry at all. For anything. And again. You CANNOT stand not being able to control me. You, whoever you're cooperating with. That's alright. Your cancer priest is burning in the hell I've made for him. Know that for certain. Or die and go see it for yourself. Sorry. Maybe I'll forgive him later."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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SORRY

SOmeone Recently Raped You
"I'm really SORRY"
by Vodka Shots :P March 4, 2010
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Sorry

I highly fucking doubt it and that doesn't get my money in my bank account. Pieces of shit like you are the reason the suicide rates are going up.
Hym "You are not fucking sorry, bitch. You want me to be trapped with you in your shitty existence and there is a reason you are in therapy."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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Sorry

Meaning won’t do it again , a word someone would use to apologize when said or did something to hurt someone .
Example : sorry I snuck out the house I won’t do it again
by Cats rule 888 July 8, 2018
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Sorry my mind was in “Australia”

A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).
Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”

Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””

Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”

Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”
by Gobln February 2, 2023
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