Noah

Noah is extremely stupid . he makes the most annoying noises that will make your ear's bleed.

Guy one: I saw this really fat stupid guy in the hall
Guy two:HE MUST BE A NOAH

by LuvLolAutym October 17, 2017

Noah

A fuckin noob who can't even get a 10 kill streak in cod because of his lack in penis strength he jerks off to owen wilson and has had many plastic surgeries done to look like a ninja turtle his favourite movie is marmaduke and loves drinking mountain due while surfing a sick calabunga

"Hey you see noah"
Na i can't touch that sweet piece off ass cause of my restraining order dab"

by Boygothacked July 26, 2018

Noah

A weird girl with curly hair that likes to lick his dogs anus. She also likes reading books when he is done playing with himself

Chill out ~Noah

by Noah,Gay April 15, 2019

Noah

noah is a fat dingo bitch that nobody loves and even his parents said he was a mistake.

noah sorry to say this but you were a suprise
noah wy do you eat so much

by fatdingobitch May 31, 2019

Noah

A shit bad deplorable vegetable, who relies only on others to get what he needs. Bonus points if transgender cuck who believes they are entitled to others respect.

"did you hear what Noah did yesterday?"
"Nope, and I couldn't care less about what they did."

by noahl310 April 15, 2019

noah

a noah is a person that all the animals hate

he is a noah

by big man232324 August 13, 2018

noah

noah is a fake country boy who cheats on you and calls and texts you and pretends he didn't do anything wrong he will seem sweet and loving and caring and loyal at first but once you get a little further in the relationship he stars to chest on you and treats you like shit and once you block him on everything he tries to say he changed (yet he didnt) and yeah dont ever trust a noah he only cares about himself and he is soooo ugly

"omg that's noah🤢"

by ducky you October 7, 2020