mouth hound

n. A man who cares not for pussy, and for mouth(s) only on his cock. Etymology: borrowing from pussy hound, decoupling pussy. Nota bene-- A woman who enjoys any sort of attention to her pussy is advised to avoid the mouth hound.

"Rolf is such a mouth hound! He is _always_ on the hunt for a new mouth to swallow his cock."

by pozzuoli69 August 8, 2016

Mummy Mouth

When the verticle lines on a ladies lips resemble that of a mummy. Often happening prematurely and with smokers.

She would be really good looking except for that mummy mouth, now the only thing she is good for is giving head.

by scottyo October 26, 2012

Walmart Mouth

A person who possesses an unrefined palate and has no appreciation for taste or flavor.

Waiter: "Today's special is an 8 oz Prime Filet with Parmesan Risotto and a Herb Crusted Asparagus."

Walmart Mouth: "Do you guys have any fish sticks? Oh well, I'll take a Well Done Top Sirloin with Tater Tots please."

by Ken Bob Noe Pants March 16, 2021

Hooker’s Mouth

When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.

Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.

I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.

My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.

by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2018

mouth bored

A craving to eat something that you cannot clearly identify when you are not hungry. This typically occurs when you have nothing else to do.

Tim tried eating pickles, cookies, and a popsicle because he was mouth bored.

by Prof. Fussbudget December 2, 2011

Mouth Queef

When someone says something mildly inappropriate or unexpected. A small variant of verbal diarrhea.

Tina: Is that a new shirt or are you gaining weight?
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.

by DinoLaurs May 31, 2018

mouth job

Mouth-to-penis or mouth-to-vulva stimulation

That cum dumpster Barrett gives the best mouth jobs.

by John Henrique January 19, 2006