Potato Headed Mongoose

A potato headed Mongoose is a person so stupid that whenever they talk it causes of chemical reactions to occur in the brain that instantly result in immediate pain, occurring in the pressure points all throughout the body. You can easily track down these people on their Visco-wannabe Instagram accounts that they made without their parent's permission so that whenever they look at their phone, they must delete the app. In the real world, they are often found in the back of classrooms or at the school canteen, talking loudly and thinking that they are cool when, in fact, they are the total opposite. The potato headed Mongoose are found often wearing clothes from retail stores such as Supré, where whenever they shop there, they receive many raised eyebrows as they purchase clothes that are well beyond their visual years. These people are most often female, have not gotten their first period yet act like they do, and receive the kids menu whenever they go to restaurants even when they're teenaged.

Potato Headed Mongoose: OMG, did you see what Stacey posted on Insta? SO NOT OG!
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE

by FratGuy1234 October 3, 2019

remaking the mongol empire

the definition of remakeing the mongol empire is exorbing 99% of asia and raiding erope,africa and north america then get your ass beat by a tifune in japan

im gonna start remaking the mongol empire

by supermoron92 May 21, 2022

Bangley Wangley Mongo Beef Face

Aesthetically displeasing and obese bar-worker.

'Jesus, Bangley Wangley Mongo Beef Face is taking his time with that Guinness I ordered'

by Craig Harris October 21, 2007

Mad Mongoose

The name of the most feared modern pirate. Rumors are that his real name is Scott, but that is only a rumour. All that is known is that he is such a pirate that he pilages an entire city for shits and giggles.

Ahhhh@ we're being pilaged by Mad Mongoose@ there is no hope@@@

by Mad Mongoose January 9, 2004

forest mongol

The people of Finland, the inbred descendants of The Great Khan.

Those goddamn forest mongols are at it again... this time they destroyed entire divisions of the Soviet Union!

by KalluHavumaki609 October 26, 2018

mongoloid

Someone with an extremely low intelligence. See : hecateh

A mongoloid came up to me and beat me up I was in casualty for a week.

by Lesbub January 19, 2003

mongoloid

A short, large-fore-headed, knife wielding, bow-haired, unbalanced ratio for arms to arms and legs to legs, potato sack wearing person. Usually mongoloids have facial lacerations, messed up eyes (called mongoloid eyes), crawl instead of walk, and are just scary as hell to deal with.

Dude I just saw this fucking mongoloid looking at me, it was staring at me! Freaked the shit out of me.

by Sean McAlevey June 13, 2008