military hack saw

While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.

Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.

by TheSoupisWonton October 13, 2016

migitate

The philosophical process of turning someone into a midget

yeah hes way to big headed, lets migitate him

by OJMcreary May 27, 2016

Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 22, 2016

Minitudi

A girl's gigantic boobs named after her fucktoy

Play with my minitudis

by Ăia de la pnțcd April 3, 2017

minitudi

A girl's gigantic boobs named after her fucktoy

Play with my minitudis

by Practic da April 3, 2017

minitrainman

Being a great detective/police officer, but getting hated from everyone.

"Mike a total MiniTrainMan!"

by that_police_officer April 12, 2017

military sex

when a brother and sister of two military parents have intercourse

my daughter olivia and my son ethan had military sex while i was at war!!

by love_4332 September 22, 2017