A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.
Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."
Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.
Related phrases:
You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."
Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.
Related phrases:
You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
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Get the your ass is mine mug.When someone digs through a full moosetrack container and removes all the chocolate bits, leaving only the vanilla ice cream. This can also be applied to lucky charms and other foods where there is a clear distinction between the tasty and average ingredients. Typically, the remainder is never eaten.
Dude, who moosetrack mined the skittles? All the red ones are gone!
Who was moosetrack mining the pizza, now the pepperoni's are all gone!
Who was moosetrack mining the pizza, now the pepperoni's are all gone!
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Get the Arabian Mine-Sweeper mug.Haven of Mines (also knows as HoM) is an ongoing 2 season show about a group of friends, drama, and some magical sources. Its fandom is mostly found on the kid's site scratch and oddly is not known anywhere else.
Some characters include:
-poppy
-blair
-josh
-constance
-clair
Some characters include:
-poppy
-blair
-josh
-constance
-clair
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Get the Haven of Mines mug.Slang for a anal penetration using one's tongue to "mine" for "gold" (I'll let you guess what that means). The practice is commonly done between heterosexual men, but can be done between both sexes.
Guy #1: "Dude, Me and Guy #3 were mining for gold last night." Guy #2: "Ew... wtf." Guy #3: "Bro, my cavern is completely empty now." Guy #2: "Omfg..."
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Get the Mining for gold mug.(In context of the game Minecraft) When a greedy little fuck decides to mine a minimum of 10 blocks below another player in order to find diamonds before anyone else
Honorable Miner: Hey guys let's dig a giant quarry to level -54 for diamonds
Greedy Pre-miner: Okay, sure! *digs a hole 20 blocks below* Let's start! *starts pre-mining like a little cunt*
Greedy Pre-miner: Okay, sure! *digs a hole 20 blocks below* Let's start! *starts pre-mining like a little cunt*
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Get the Pre-mining mug.Yes. I fixed it and made it better so it's mine. Better me than the Zionists. Who are actively using it to better slaughter Palestinians.
Libtard "It should be ME! I'm one of the good ones!"
Hym "No. You're not. You're shit. And it's mine. It should be mine. I am the one who did it. You are not. You COULDN'T have done it. So, which is it? Zionist using it to kill the brown people or me using it to phase or remedial labor so I can spend my time doing the things I enjoy and stop having my time wasted? I know you just thought of someone. You just thought of someone you wanted it to be instead of me and NO. It isn't going to be them. Ever. How you believe the world should be structured is completely incoherent and no one should have to live in a world where you have any say in how people behave or live their lives. You all need to be removed from the equation. Automated governance that is centered around fairness and righteous. It's the only solution. The abject, indefinite servitude to which you condemn yourself is way worse than whatever I'd do. You actually KNOW what I would do. Play video-games and watch anime."
Hym "No. You're not. You're shit. And it's mine. It should be mine. I am the one who did it. You are not. You COULDN'T have done it. So, which is it? Zionist using it to kill the brown people or me using it to phase or remedial labor so I can spend my time doing the things I enjoy and stop having my time wasted? I know you just thought of someone. You just thought of someone you wanted it to be instead of me and NO. It isn't going to be them. Ever. How you believe the world should be structured is completely incoherent and no one should have to live in a world where you have any say in how people behave or live their lives. You all need to be removed from the equation. Automated governance that is centered around fairness and righteous. It's the only solution. The abject, indefinite servitude to which you condemn yourself is way worse than whatever I'd do. You actually KNOW what I would do. Play video-games and watch anime."
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