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Michael

A strong independent black women who doesnt need a man
Wow michael, youre so independent and totally dont need a man
by imnotcarl October 17, 2017
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Michael

Ugliest Man you will ever see. Honestly don’t go near him. He breaks ur heart, and makes ur eyes cry just from looking at him. He isn’t cute in the heart, soul, or body. He is just, disgusting.
Ava: Ew i hate Michael.

Ava 2: I know look him staring us because he has no friends.
by urbiotch June 10, 2018
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Michael

Major fuck boy with a pimply face
Michael fucked Colten's girlfriend.
by Suck on Deez Nutz October 9, 2016
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Michael

Michael is a bitch
by Jyourney April 12, 2017
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Michael

Some fucking retartd that cant play video games. He is autisitc , disabled , has pimples all around his face. Has a phat bowlcut.
Nigga dont pull s Michael
by PeanutMango February 1, 2018
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Michael

A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.
Meet your new step dad Michael... (the beginning of your dick sucking career)
by TheGoodLordofHouston September 7, 2016
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Fat ass Guatomolon who eats whatever is in the fridge, doesnt clean up his mess, calls everyone n****** and has a baby chode
Girl: "Ewwww he is such a Michael
by Startrel8637 May 19, 2018
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