by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the <.0.7.9.7.0.>The Bubble-Gum-Grape-Water-Melon-Pop`;`Corn-Back Smacker<.0.7.9.7.0.>mug. 
This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.
I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.
by Cgrobs February 17, 2023
Get the Hard melonmug. A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.
"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."
by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025
Get the Melon Headmug. ˈmel.ən ˈdʒu .sɪŋ
VERB
1. An intimate act wherein one partner squeezes the head of another partner between the thighs with moderate force. Sometimes combined with the juice-ee performing oral sex.
VERB
1. An intimate act wherein one partner squeezes the head of another partner between the thighs with moderate force. Sometimes combined with the juice-ee performing oral sex.
by Cake Connoisseur July 19, 2023
Get the melon juicingmug. “Eugene’s rude melon is a result of him trying to self-style with an electric hair clipper while drunk”
by Zeng78 May 15, 2022
Get the Rude melonmug. post malone but food
by taterth0ts October 9, 2020
Get the poached melonmug.