A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.
"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."
by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025
Get the Melon Headmug. “Eugene’s rude melon is a result of him trying to self-style with an electric hair clipper while drunk”
by Zeng78 May 15, 2022
Get the Rude melonmug. A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009
Get the cock melonmug. by locostacos56 August 2, 2018
Get the vincenzo melonmug. by Bushmush07 September 20, 2020
Get the Melonmug. KO punch go brrrrrrrrr - melon
by Melon - Mike November 22, 2021
Get the melonmug.