smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.

I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again

by qwter978 May 13, 2016

Post Malone'd

A word describing a situation where a man is rejected for another less attractive, "slumped out" type of male.

Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.

by morbidCuriosity February 18, 2018

Mrs.Malone

Is the most funny,loving,etc teacher<3 Isn’t strict like others,and can take jokes.

friend: OmG Mrs.Malone iS sO mEaNnnN
c00l friend: whatchu mean she’s the best teacher on earth*dabs on the hater*

by andi00psksksksk September 6, 2019

Jackson malone

It’s in my brain........... Paul byron

Jackson malone is coursins with Karl malone

by OGlover21 November 25, 2019

Maggsy malone

Fat, smelly, ugly and most importantly annoying, known for his activities with dogs and beef with local grime artist MC Gillman

“Who’s that guy he’s annoying” “he looks like a maggsy malone

by Gillymansmanfam July 6, 2020

robbie malone

The biggest simp of all the simps, will travel hundreds of miles just to see a girl, in need of a good battering

Pals- “robbie you coming out”
Robbie malone- “nah I’m going to a different country to see maisie”

by RyanMurray51 July 28, 2020

Full Melon

A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.

Adriel was full meloned in the town square this morning as punishment for killing his wife.

by Melon expert December 13, 2020