Luca

A Luca or “Lucas” is a short child-ish bitch that thinks he is superior to people that are shorter then him. He is sexually attracted to females that wear cat ears. Luca is an ugly ass cunt with a shit personality. He is an emo that pretends to be cool or have friends.
Luca is so goddam retarded, like wtf why u so stupid
by Luca is a retard 123 August 10, 2019
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joyner lucas

A rapper from Worcester, Massachussets. He is a lyrical genius and disses all mumble rappers. He is extremely underrated.
Joyner Lucas is the best lyrical rapper ever born!
by Over9563 January 02, 2018
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Luca Palumbo

A FAT ITALIAN WHO THINKS HE IS COOL BY PLAYING FORTNITE ON A NINTENDO SWITCH! BUT DON'T FORGET HE HAS TO BUY HALF OF HIS CHRISTMAS PRESENT. HE IS SUPER ANNOYING AND HE LIKES MOMS. HE MAY OR MAY NOT LIKE YOUR AUNT TOO. IF HE EVER DOES SOMETHING MEAN TO YOU HE WILL APOLOGIZE AND MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BAD FOR HIM. BUT THEN HE WILL BACK STAB YOU AND GO BACK TO DOING IT AGAIN. ALSO DONT SEND HIM ANY POSTS ON INSTAGRAM BECAUSE HE WILL GET MAD AT YOU.
by THE REAL LIFE LEPRECHAUN January 03, 2020
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luca cosaratto

the most macho man of all time
all men strive to be like luca cosaratto

his presence shocks men and women of all backgrounds and ages
“oh my god is that luca cosaratto?”

my girlfriend left me for some guy
“really, what was his name?”
“luca cosaratto”
by s0urpierogy March 31, 2022
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Lucas🍁

Lucas🍁 is a bad-ass mother fucker that is in his own lane. He does what he wants to do and doesn’t let anyone stop him, while compassion and the thoughtfulness of others are key traits. Lucas🍁 has dealt with so many different people that all act the same too the point that he is just done giving a fuck. He is ambitious, undeniably adorable, and very sweet deep down. Although since so many people try too shoot him down for being who he is because of how special he is, he sometimes feels cold and isolated as if he is the only person in the world with this problem, but instead of changing himself to be just like everyone else, he will always stay true to his roots. Only some people can recognize how special he is and how loyal and honest of a friend he can be, and the people that see him for the beautiful piece of art that he is he will most likely gladly accept into his life. He will often stick up for the underdog knowing that they can surprise if given the right opportunity, and he will stick to his own set of morals until the day he dies. He is done caring what anyone thinks about him but can feel lost without some type of independent passion to pursue, like a career or partner. Lucas🍁 has a hard exterior but soft interior with so many different traits that blend together to make him extraordinary.
“Man what is wrong with this kid Lucas🍁 he’s just so fucking weird sometimes I don’t get it”
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Bill: hey you guys seen Marco he looks like he’s about to explode because of how fat he’s gotten since last year.
Johnny: yea hahaha one more piece of pizza and I think we’ll need to call the janitor to come scrape his guts off the wall.
Lucas🍁: Man what the fuck is wrong with you guys, you insecure pussy ass future fuckin mcdonalds workers, I’m done with you assholes.
by Luke🍁 January 06, 2019
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Luca Blight

A villain in the video game, Suikoden II. A blood-thirsty monster who burned down a poor innocent village and slaughtered every villages one-by-one with his sword, just for plain fun. Prince of the Highland Kingdom, son of Agares Blight.
Luca Blight: Hohohehahaha! Die, you pigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Delf October 13, 2003
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Dirty Lucas

The act of having sex with a spooky ghost until it sprays ectoplasm all over your face.
There's no way I'll do the Dirty Lucas again. Last time was way too spooky.
by Dr. Cortex October 08, 2019
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