Skip to main content

Lord hopton

The act of defiling as mans anus with a dry fist and then docking afterwards. Initially thought up by an ex-army bummer who loved cock
He Lord Hopton'ed him!!!
by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011
mugGet the Lord hoptonmug.

emo lord

A person who is a ruler of anything and everything Emo in existence. This person is your stereotypical Emo person who is also extra at all times. Dark lipstick is a rarity but merely adds to the already overbearing amount of Emo.
Did you see that girl? She’s such an emo lord
by Definitely not me guys February 13, 2018
mugGet the emo lordmug.

lord infinitum

Lord Infinitum is a hand picked guard of goddess Muthusala.
"Make way for goddess Muthusala and Lord Infinitum!"
by Lord Infinitum May 25, 2020
mugGet the lord infinitummug.

Loaf Lord

Loaf Lord is a category of people originating from discord. To have someone be a Loaf Lord means they are a leader of a discord community though not just any leader. Loaf Lord's are usually very lenient and who really loves memes.
"Dude our Loaf Lord is accually hilarious"
by Epic989 May 4, 2018
mugGet the Loaf Lordmug.

red lord

A man who has a fetish for sex with menstruating women.
When Jessica is horny on her period she just summons The Red Lord to take care of her needs.
by Tallstlman April 15, 2020
mugGet the red lordmug.

Lord Matrix

He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.

His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
Lord Matrix: "A fire truck is actually a water truck"
Mankind: *Masturbates in tears of joy*
by Skyfather Indra December 29, 2021
mugGet the Lord Matrixmug.

Spam Lord

Someone that likes juicy congealed meat in their face
Hey, did you hear about Eric? i heard he is a mega spam lord
by BigRyall October 3, 2019
mugGet the Spam Lordmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email