Looking the other way

A threat of being slapped or punched if you don’t obey someone’s demands.

If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!

by Dogmomat57 December 27, 2021

Looking for a tractor

When one “accidentally” clicks on a porn website instead of a website about tractors. Famously done by former Tory MP Neil Parish who claimed he was looking at Tractors after being caught watching porn in the house of commons.

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to be looking for a tractor.

by TheTenaciousOne May 1, 2022

losing full

Absolutely wanting to end your life due to something that has brought you to discomfort.

"I was losing full when he kept killing me over and over again in call of duty"

by AnalFucker3000 June 5, 2022

Loving Girlfriend

Heaven on earth

Guy 1: I have a loving girlfriend

Guy 2: that’s nice mine can’t stop cheating

by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022

looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

by amarialin September 23, 2022

Lolington

A tall man with a Lincoln hat that assaults children

Did u head about the child abuser in town?

Yes, he's a lolington

by Xtreme_Xero November 20, 2022

Really Loling

"LOL" is usually used as a filler in a conversation, something said when other words are unknown. You don't usually actually laugh out loud when you say it... which is why it's even more amusing when people, out loud, SAY "LOL".

"really loling here..." means "I'm actually laughing out loud" so people know that whatever they said was genuinely funny.

John - "Dude, look at the picture of Crystal from the New Years party!"

Ricky - "OMG, I'm really loling, here!"

by Xria January 5, 2010