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LEAF Paradox

The strategy of trying to achieve the improved mental wellbeing of students through the imposition of rigorous academic load, tireless material-reading, restless assignments, and endless essays.
Teacher: We are living through difficult times, so don't forget to have some off-screen time purely dedicated to relaxing and doing nothing. Also, until the next class, read the chapter, submit the weekly essay, complete the quiz and try to answer all the questions I will post.
Student: Thanks for this LEAF Paradox, I am gonna drown myself in the kitchen sink instead.
by deeze.nhats March 1, 2021
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Brother Leaf

Starting by a young girl named Jackie, who's actual name is biscuit, the term "Brother Leaf" refers to a guy as reliable as a leaf! Flakes off every fall and grows back every spring. ^_^
Ahh man, my boyfriend is really a brother leaf.
by Ramon Machiavelli December 16, 2011
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fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.
He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...
by theskyishigh November 25, 2019
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Leaf

I love you leaf <3 leaf is the best girlfriend ever shes sweet funny beautiful kind shes everything <3 :))
"Who is leaf?" "Oh leaf is my amazing girlfriend!"
by Dream smp <333333333 August 1, 2021
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Leaf bug

"wow CARL that LEAF BUG is AWESOME can I have it?"
by Dotty old sod July 27, 2023
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Toronto Maple Leafs

The best fucking team in the NHL
GO LEAFS GO!
Harry: Did you see the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?
by mapleleafs4life0 May 25, 2021
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Alaskan Leaf Blower

The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.
"Dude Trey hit the Alaskan Leaf Blower last night at the party!"
"Really? What a mad man!"
by DaddyCool23 October 10, 2023
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