hurt like giving a knife a hand job

Self-explanatory idiom.

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.

by LeanBeefPasta November 30, 2010

take a butterfly knife to your tender parts

what the father of a teenage girl does to you if you hurt his daughter.

Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."

by ThisIsGoingToHurt March 24, 2009

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in S&D you can win the game and go nuts when you do this because its the shit

Ohh my god, you got a 1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW

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by gorkhe December 31, 2012

Sharpest butter knife

Someone who is known for being bumb but suddenly said something wise.

"Hey, I figured out and sorted the situation on my own. "
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."

by Vanilla guy October 10, 2022

Cocoa Knife

Nickname of the penis when entering the butt.

We had a few drinks and I fed her the cocoa knife.

by EF Tedenfred May 18, 2010

Noodle Knife

A person who is limp like a noodle in person but behind your back or when you aren't looking will harden up and insult you or act tough.

John is such a noodle knife. He waited until I left to talk bad about me.

by high6ix67 June 16, 2018