Someone who is confident talking shit or spitting game explicitly online but never in person. They are given courage from the protection of their computer screen, but are quiet IRL.
Jared is always talking shit on discord but never has anything to say when I see him in person. He’s such a keyboard kisser.
by NotUrMomma November 7, 2022
Get the keyboard kissermug. These shitty keyboards that if you're not careful can make your sentence just some random letters
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.
by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020
Get the Alphabet Keyboardmug. Term referring to someone who has committed a cybercrime, or someone who was violated the rules of a discord server / website tos (this is a joke please don't take it seriously)
by idfk282918739 February 4, 2025
Get the Keyboard Criminalmug. Well Lisa is so smart and independent. You know all sorts of simps are jacking to that chick's keyboard.
Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.
Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.
by Saison Xiang February 26, 2023
Get the jacking to that chick's keyboardmug. by Duffley58 November 16, 2015
Get the Keyboardingmug. first, you have the beam spring stupidly loud with a solenoid in a lot of them built well and they are ridiculously tall and expensive, then you have the slappy Capacitive driven model F keyboard of what I use a lot of and I have 4 of those if you think the model m is the best-bucking spring then you have not slapped away on and it is a lot smoother and it is louder than the model m, but it's also expensive for a NON-XT layout a model f AT can cost upwards of 500 bucks and an f122 iv seen up to 1k for restored there are other ones like 4704 and those cost a ton for a nonreproduction you can get a reproduction for under 400 bucks. The model F is a literal brick Shithouse rated to 100M+ keystroke life and cant fall apart because of plastic rivets like the model M. The venerable model M what most of us know about is a buckling spring over membrane design vs the capacitive of the model f and comes with 1 plate of steel vs 3 or 2 of the model for all metal in the 4704 for the case the model m is considered to be a tank build keyboard but in fact, it has an Achilles heel the plastic rivets used to hold it together over time pop off and have to be drilled out and replaces with bolts or screws called "bolt modding". but you got to hand it to them these keyboards are around 25-34 for the majority of them and they have held up better than a razer can and can be fixed. side note model m is MEMBRANE diven. still better than a lot of garbage gamer keyboard built well types like a dream
Godammit Mallard why is your IBM Keyboard so HEAVY me. well the model f is heavy because its made with 3 plates of steel
by holy malards August 14, 2020
Get the IBM Keyboardmug. by Craigdildo October 7, 2025
Get the Keyboard warriormug.